DWade is hurting...no time to complete a full post.  Just know that I was the one who fucked up Kobe's knee in my spare time.

To my adoring fans -

I'm sorry that I didn't play today.  The internet said that I had back spasms and a rib contusion, so it was only proper that I sit on the sideline and look sexy.  I'm the eye candy, you know.  Yeah, yeah...I know that Shaq got poked in the eye, had a migrane, and still played.  But hey!  We won, right!  Yeah, yeah...I know that Golden State is a basketball shithole topped only by the Clippers for its uncanny ability to turn great athletes into competitive retards.  Every sport has its punchingbags, though - the Detroit Tigers in baseball, the Miami Dolphins in football.....it's just that Golden State never seems to be any good.  Ever.  They can't even lose consistently...they're forever stuck in mediocrity, never to make the playoffs again.

I need a good rest.  My back hurts from carrying this damn team. 

Hey guys,

I'm sorry that I made fun of Danny Fortson last post.  The truth is that Danny and I are great pals and I just like to give him a hard time.  He also has genital herpes and it burns when he pees.  Seattle is a great team, it's just that I don't like seeing womens' teams get beaten up so badly by the MEN'S NBA.  Besides, his braids make him look like a bitch...  and we all know that Dwyane Wade (me) hates bitches.

Fortsuck with his love handles

Tonight, another team got lucky against the DWade.  I guess scoring 107 points isn't good enough when the other team scores 122.  I don't understand the NBA at all.  We played some team from Phoenix and they somehow managed to score more points than both my supreme self and Shaqenstein.  I scored a manly 23 points with 8 assists, but Shaq kicked my ass with 34 whole points and 11 rebounds.  Speaking of sore asses, the refs seemed to owe Phoenix for all the gay sex that they had the last time the refs came to Arizona and housed with the ballboys.  It wasn't that the officiating was bad, it's just that they lost interest in the game after they started fingering each other.  It happens.

Shaq was in awe of my mad skillz.

They started dry-humping each other before the game was even over.

Tomorrow night we travel to California to play the Golden State Warriors.  I'd expect a good battle if you know what I mean, hahahahahahaha we're gunna rape them.

Hey everybody,

Welcome to my Xanga site.  My name is Dwyane Wade and I play basketball for the Miami Heat.  That's in Florida for those of you that didn't go to college like me.  I'll try to update this as much as possible, although it may be hard because I travel so much.

Yesterday a guy named Danny Fortson was making fun of the Shaq-daddy.  He called him 'ineffective' and basically called the Diesel overrated.  Who is Danny Fortson, you might ask?  I'm not sure.  I think he might play basketball, although I don't really care.  The important thing is that Shaq-zilla beat his ass.

Danny Fuckson

We lost though.  I blame Shaq.  He needs to stop losing games for my team. 

Oh, and Kobe Bryant is a bitch.  He enjoys taking it up the ass from little boys.  Yes, you can quote me on that.